A finger in the butt is the craziest thing you've ever heard? Are you twelve? Then fine, I get it. One day, people are going to look back on this time, the time that there were COUNTless articles about 'People are into butt stuff now!' and call us all losers. Time to go to the butt! Everyone! All of us! Straight people! Men, women! EVERYONE. How good is your phone going to get? How FAST is the internet going to be? We've done it all, okay? You've come the same way for years.
The OLLLLLLLL' standard hand to penis and vagina. How many times can you go the ol' regular penis to vagina route. Stop touching my butt! MY BUTT IS A PASSAGE WAY TO JESUS!' What is everyones issue with butts? What is your problem with butts? WHY ARE YOU ABOVE HAVING THINGS OR PEOPLE OR PLACES IN YOUR BUTT? 'Dude, you're not gonna give your money to Time Warner, are you? I thought I knew you.' Gay people pay their bills! Is paying your bills some kind of gay thing? WHY IS IT ONLY WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENS TO A BUTT IT'S GAY OR CONSIDERED A GAY THING? Gay people do all of these other sex things as well. If a woman jerks your bag with her hand, is that gay? WHY THE HELL NOT? A gay man is out there jerking another gay man's bag. Are two straight people kissing gay? Why not? Gay people kiss. A woman could jam a door handle into a man and that's not gay. A woman could throw a beer can into a man's butt and it's not gay.
A gay thing is between two members of the same sex. If a straight woman, does something to a straight man, it CANNOT be a gay thing by definition.
Some people think that butt stuff is a gay thing.
Here's a free drink for coming at about a thirty percent.' You brought a regular-height lady, who doesn't hurt MY sensibilities and limited brain, and for THAT, I thank you. 'Hey buddy! I know you can only REALLY come if you're with a woman who's 6'5", but personally I find that disgusting and I'm thankful as HELL you didn't bring one of those monstrous freaks into this bar. So THIS person, is dating regular people for you! Coming for you! And do YOU thank them? No! All you do is see them and STILL judge who they are with and what they're doing. So many people are out there, dating types of people that are widely accepted by society, solely so they are not judged or feel weird. There is for sure a person out there who only want to date little people, only attracted to little people, but are dating regular sized people because society hasn't deemed little people completely okay to be seen with yet unless you are also a little person. So many people are coming for other people. Should come out and say, 'Yep! Finger in the ass, money in the bank!' And that this man, KNOWING this can be used as an attack, feels that he has to respond with 'I don't do that' or 'I don't even have an ass.' That's insane. It's very sad whether the 'allegation' is true or not, that a 'finger in the butt' can be used as an attack against a man. LET THEM ENJOY THE BEEFEATER HAT IF THAT'S WHAT THEY'D RATHER DO.
Other people would rather make love to a beefeater hat. The whole universe decided that Princess whatever her name is is the epitome of what a woman should look like. Some people would rather toss their dick in a furnace than jerk to tiny baby women, but the world widely accepts tiny baby women, so apparently everyone should jerk to them. Kanye, a straight man who makes great music, isn't allowed to have a hot straight woman put a finger in his ass? That's wrong somehow? What does a man have to give to the world until he is able to come on his terms? Ten great albums? A thousands hit singles? Billions of beats before he can do the things that make him come, instead of coming for you and your weird thoughts? WHY MUST HE COME FOR YOU? Why must everyone in society come to the same things that you come to? You're into super tiny women whose collar bones could cut through a t-shirt? Good. Jackson says 'Hold on to your butts,' they would have held on to. The butts that in Jurassic Park, when Samuel L. People thought it was nuts that Amber Rose and Kanye West (two adults who can do what they like) would do something INSANE like play with butts. The problem? PEOPLE flipped at that point. Amber Rose said she put her finger in his ass.